RULES:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Using the following questions, press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer them, and you can give a definition if you wish
…No cheating…

1. How does the world see me?
Rebel Yell - Scooter
More, More, More

2. Will I have a happy life?
All American Rejects - It Ends Tonight

O.O



3. What do people really think of me?
Do You Love Me? - DDR Soundtrack
I don't, I promise.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Come And Let Me Look In Your Eyes - John Denver
Because my body's too sexy?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Into The World - DDR
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright

6. What should I do with my life?
Ambient Wonder - Halo
Reasonable.

7. Will I ever have children?
水写 - ACIDMAN
Suisya, Reflection in the water. Sounds like a yes. Odd...

8. What is some good advice for me?
Show Me Heaven - Chimira
Nah, if a god that requres piety is in charge of the universe it's more just to burn. I'll pass on the dogma, thank you very much.

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Reason - Tamaki Nami
Woo, a rationalist! Lyrics have humanist and romantic undertones, I approve of shuffle's choice.

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Perchance to Dream - Halo
Hey, I'll take that too, but somehow I doubt I'm seen as indecisive. Stupid Hamlet.

11. What song will be played at my funeral?
Into The Blue - Moby
Hells yes.

12. What is my day going to be like?
Can't Stop The Rain From Falling - Cascada
Well, it did rain. I didn't really do anything to stop it. Seeing as how there are very few minutes left in my day, I was rather hoping for that All American Rejects song...

13. Why am I here?
Connected - Hoobastank
Hey, I buy that.

14. What will people remember me for?
Just Come Back 2 Me - Hypertrophy
I guess they miss me.

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
No Reply - Cowboy Bebop OST

16. Are there people waiting outside waiting to take me away?
Das Alte Leid - Rammstein
Out of the seed and into the light, a being pushes me to go...

17. What will this year be all about?
Life Less Frightening - Rise Against
Well, from late last year to now, the main trend in my life has been for it to become surpassingly less frightening. I don't really see much room for that to continue, as I already have almost
everything I could ever want. Accurate for the past, certainly. Oh, maybe fear for another can be resolved... I hope so.

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Eifersucht - Rammstein
I am a titan, I just climbed Mount Everest, and I'd probably be delicious.

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
PERFECT FREE - DDR
Woo, support the ACLU

20. Your message to the world.
Centerfold - J. Geils Band
I don't like my message very much.

21. Your deepest secret.
Stirb Nicht Vor Mir - Rammstein
Well, that's not hardly a secret. Also, ich weiss sehr wie du heisst...

22. Your innermost desire.
Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup
Hm... Uh, I'm not sure what to say about that one...

23. Your oldest memory makes you think...
A Whiter Shade of Pale - Sarah Brightman
I don't even know what my oldest memory *is*.

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
All Revved Up With No Place To Go - Meat Loaf
...

25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter?
Chocobo Christmas - OC Remix FF9
Wark

26. Right now, your feelings are:
Brick - Rise Against
"We look for reason and come up empty handed" Sure.

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Deora Ar Mo Chroi (Tears On My Heart) - Enya
The album is _A Day Without Rain_...

28. Your scream during sex:
Uncle Charlie Interview - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
o.O I don't even *have* an uncle Charlie!

29. According to your music player, if you had a boy you’d name it something like
Oxygene, Pt. 6 - Jean Michel Jarre
Part 6? I think he'd get beat up at school...

30. And if you had a girl:
Midnight Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
Too much eggnog?

31. What the president should be saying in his speech?
PARANOiA survivor - DDR Extreme
I'm not worried.

32. What you should have been taught in school?
Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells
Not sure how useful a life skill that is. Fun, tho'

33. A degree that should be available to study under?
Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel
It'd be a short course.

34. What your parents should have taught you?
Don't Stop Me Now - Loft
Okay... I'll come back later.

35. A random street sign that should be on the next street corner?
Beautiful Smile - DJ Sammy
A picture, or the words? It'd have to be a pretty beautiful smile to still look good on a street sign.

36. You’re looking up at the sky, the clouds look like a message and it is:
Show Me Colours - Masterboy
Well, it seems the sky wants colours. I'm sure as hell finding giant rolls of butcher paper in as many colours as I can find, and unrolling them outside.

37. What God should say when he reveals himself to the world?
Fantaisie Sign - Ian Pooly
Apparently He works in mysterious ways.

38. The newest sport is?
Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me - Warren Zevon
That wouldn't be very entertaining.

39. The title of the next magazine you should read?
Cursum Perficio (I finish the course) - Enya
Sounds interesting.

40. If you could genetically engineer any animal what would you call it?
Through The Fire and The Flames - Dragonforce
I think humanity is boned.

41. If you started a band the name would be?
Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through - Meat Loaf
Hey, sounds like a good band.

42. A new city has sprouted and you’re the mayor; you decide to name it:
There's The Girl - Heart
Population: You

43. Say you discovered a new universe with other life forms; you name it:
Just Show Me How To Love You - Sarah Brightman
Let the bloodbath begin.

44. You’re going to give an inspirational speech, you say:
" " - DJ Shadow
That's the name of the song. It's 24 seconds long.

45. You’re eye to eye with your worst adversary; you’re eyes catch each other pupils, the tension is terrifyingly intense, your first words are:
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine - Tommy Tutone
Is my adversary Jenny?

46. You’ve just finished the fight with said adversary, and he’s beaten you; your last words before you fall to your doom are:
Poor Baby - The Cowsills
"Ugh... wait... Jenny's a dude? Weird... HURK BLEH!"

47. You’re face up on your death bed with all your loved one’s around you and you just about to flat line, your words to them are:
Sandstorm - DJ Darude
Get shelter, you fools!

48. You’re inner voices tell you:
Back Home - Yellowcard
Yeah, I am... ah well. Nothing special about home.

49. My inner voices tell your inner voices:
輪廻 - Shiro SAGISU
Cycle of death and rebirth. Your inner voices must be liberal arts majors.

50. If you were in a T.V. sitcom it’d be called
Games People Play - Alan Parsons Project
Hey, sounds like a sitcom.

51. Your farewell message to the readers:
Crazy As Me - Allison Krauss
I dunno, you'd have to be pretty crazy to pull that off.