Once upon a time there was a boy named Tod. Tod was a boring little boy with boring brown hair who wore boring clothes and spoke in a dreadfully boring monotone. When Tod went to school, his teachers would usually forget to ask him questions because he was so boring they looked right over him. But when the teachers did ask him a question, he would give such a boring answer that the whole class would fall asleep, including the teacher.Several of his teachers had to get stitches from falling asleep standing up and falling face first into their podiums and desks. One time, one of his friends asked Tod: "Isn't it cooler to spell Tod with two 'd's?" Nobody knows how Tod reacted to this comment, because the friend who asked that question has yet to wake up.