RULES:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Using the following questions, press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer them, and you can give a definition if you wish
…No cheating…

1. How does the world see me?
Rebel Yell - Scooter
More, More, More

2. Will I have a happy life?
All American Rejects - It Ends Tonight

O.O



3. What do people really think of me?
Do You Love Me? - DDR Soundtrack
I don't, I promise.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Come And Let Me Look In Your Eyes - John Denver
Because my body's too sexy?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Into The World - DDR
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright

6. What should I do with my life?
Ambient Wonder - Halo
Reasonable.

7. Will I ever have children?
水写 - ACIDMAN
Suisya, Reflection in the water. Sounds like a yes. Odd...

8. What is some good advice for me?
Show Me Heaven - Chimira
Nah, if a god that requres piety is in charge of the universe it's more just to burn. I'll pass on the dogma, thank you very much.

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Reason - Tamaki Nami
Woo, a rationalist! Lyrics have humanist and romantic undertones, I approve of shuffle's choice.

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Perchance to Dream - Halo
Hey, I'll take that too, but somehow I doubt I'm seen as indecisive. Stupid Hamlet.

11. What song will be played at my funeral?
Into The Blue - Moby
Hells yes.

12. What is my day going to be like?
Can't Stop The Rain From Falling - Cascada
Well, it did rain. I didn't really do anything to stop it. Seeing as how there are very few minutes left in my day, I was rather hoping for that All American Rejects song...

13. Why am I here?
Connected - Hoobastank
Hey, I buy that.

14. What will people remember me for?
Just Come Back 2 Me - Hypertrophy
I guess they miss me.

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
No Reply - Cowboy Bebop OST

16. Are there people waiting outside waiting to take me away?
Das Alte Leid - Rammstein
Out of the seed and into the light, a being pushes me to go...

17. What will this year be all about?
Life Less Frightening - Rise Against
Well, from late last year to now, the main trend in my life has been for it to become surpassingly less frightening. I don't really see much room for that to continue, as I already have almost
everything I could ever want. Accurate for the past, certainly. Oh, maybe fear for another can be resolved... I hope so.

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Eifersucht - Rammstein
I am a titan, I just climbed Mount Everest, and I'd probably be delicious.

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
PERFECT FREE - DDR
Woo, support the ACLU

20. Your message to the world.
Centerfold - J. Geils Band
I don't like my message very much.

21. Your deepest secret.
Stirb Nicht Vor Mir - Rammstein
Well, that's not hardly a secret. Also, ich weiss sehr wie du heisst...

22. Your innermost desire.
Girl All The Bad Guys Want - Bowling For Soup
Hm... Uh, I'm not sure what to say about that one...

23. Your oldest memory makes you think...
A Whiter Shade of Pale - Sarah Brightman
I don't even know what my oldest memory *is*.

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
All Revved Up With No Place To Go - Meat Loaf
...

25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter?
Chocobo Christmas - OC Remix FF9
Wark

26. Right now, your feelings are:
Brick - Rise Against
"We look for reason and come up empty handed" Sure.

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Deora Ar Mo Chroi (Tears On My Heart) - Enya
The album is _A Day Without Rain_...

28. Your scream during sex:
Uncle Charlie Interview - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
o.O I don't even *have* an uncle Charlie!

29. According to your music player, if you had a boy you’d name it something like
Oxygene, Pt. 6 - Jean Michel Jarre
Part 6? I think he'd get beat up at school...

30. And if you had a girl:
Midnight Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
Too much eggnog?

31. What the president should be saying in his speech?
PARANOiA survivor - DDR Extreme
I'm not worried.

32. What you should have been taught in school?
Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells
Not sure how useful a life skill that is. Fun, tho'

33. A degree that should be available to study under?
Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel
It'd be a short course.

34. What your parents should have taught you?
Don't Stop Me Now - Loft
Okay... I'll come back later.

35. A random street sign that should be on the next street corner?
Beautiful Smile - DJ Sammy
A picture, or the words? It'd have to be a pretty beautiful smile to still look good on a street sign.

36. You’re looking up at the sky, the clouds look like a message and it is:
Show Me Colours - Masterboy
Well, it seems the sky wants colours. I'm sure as hell finding giant rolls of butcher paper in as many colours as I can find, and unrolling them outside.

37. What God should say when he reveals himself to the world?
Fantaisie Sign - Ian Pooly
Apparently He works in mysterious ways.

38. The newest sport is?
Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me - Warren Zevon
That wouldn't be very entertaining.

39. The title of the next magazine you should read?
Cursum Perficio (I finish the course) - Enya
Sounds interesting.

40. If you could genetically engineer any animal what would you call it?
Through The Fire and The Flames - Dragonforce
I think humanity is boned.

41. If you started a band the name would be?
Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through - Meat Loaf
Hey, sounds like a good band.

42. A new city has sprouted and you’re the mayor; you decide to name it:
There's The Girl - Heart
Population: You

43. Say you discovered a new universe with other life forms; you name it:
Just Show Me How To Love You - Sarah Brightman
Let the bloodbath begin.

44. You’re going to give an inspirational speech, you say:
" " - DJ Shadow
That's the name of the song. It's 24 seconds long.

45. You’re eye to eye with your worst adversary; you’re eyes catch each other pupils, the tension is terrifyingly intense, your first words are:
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine - Tommy Tutone
Is my adversary Jenny?

46. You’ve just finished the fight with said adversary, and he’s beaten you; your last words before you fall to your doom are:
Poor Baby - The Cowsills
"Ugh... wait... Jenny's a dude? Weird... HURK BLEH!"

47. You’re face up on your death bed with all your loved one’s around you and you just about to flat line, your words to them are:
Sandstorm - DJ Darude
Get shelter, you fools!

48. You’re inner voices tell you:
Back Home - Yellowcard
Yeah, I am... ah well. Nothing special about home.

49. My inner voices tell your inner voices:
輪廻 - Shiro SAGISU
Cycle of death and rebirth. Your inner voices must be liberal arts majors.

50. If you were in a T.V. sitcom it’d be called
Games People Play - Alan Parsons Project
Hey, sounds like a sitcom.

51. Your farewell message to the readers:
Crazy As Me - Allison Krauss
I dunno, you'd have to be pretty crazy to pull that off.

Cassio won. He didn't necessarily get anything he wanted, and he got stabbed a bunch, but he did, however, get to utter the words "Dear general, I never gave you cause!". How glorious must those words be to one who may speak them. How wet they must seem to the thirsty man unable to bring them to his own defense...

I admire Scott Adam's first defect in this list: [link]

From [link]

Rules:
Say 6 Habits/Things About Yourself
Pick 6 Deviants To Do The Same

1) I am likely the sappiest sap in the sappy history of sapdom. By a ways.
2) I have been eaten by rabid weasels. More than once.
3) I have roughly the artistic talent and combined dexterity of two epileptic raindeer competing with a crack team of ninja naked mole rats for the olympic gold metal in figure skating. (Note that that only includes the raindeer, not the ninjas)
4) I think that the two best foods on the face of the earth are: 1. Beef flavored instant ramen, and 2. Sharp cheese on a slice of white bread.
5) I am a powerful advocate of science and math and programming and all things based on strict logical foundations, and am very good at all of those. I study those things of my own free will in my spare time, and in most circumstances try and work with them. BUT! Oddly enough, I fundamentally reject the validity of science and reason, and I reject them on the basis of I don't like the conclusions they dictate. Literally, I reject your reality and substitute my own.
6) I have the greatest powers of cognative dissonance known to mankind. I can literally say in plain text that there is no legitimate reason to believe the things I believe, and still believe them wholeheartedly.
7) I can't count.
8) My singing is illegal in 27 states (including Canada (Yes, Canada is a state, just not the kind you're thinking of)).
9) Okay, maybe I can count, I just don't feel like living in your so-called "rules".
10) STICK IT TO THE MAN! WE DON'T WANT YO' "RULES"!

As my daily act of hippie activism, I am going to ignore the second rule completely. TAKE THAT "THE MAN"! I swear it is not just because I wouldn't have anybody I would want to name if I did follow the rule...